by King Obama 640 October 08, 2017

"What's a library, dad?
Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM. Let's go inside."
Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM. Let's go inside."
by Thomas Jefferson The Prez September 09, 2010

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.
If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.
by AYB July 19, 2003

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 12, 2006

From Family Guy:
Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
by T.P. Megnis May 15, 2005

by MasterX October 22, 2004
