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Led Zepplin 

A band that is, apparently, extremely overrated. I have never seen a group more idolised for no apparent reason than this one. In all honesty, not everyone listens to Rock. Therefore, the idea that they are the 'best band ever omg!!!11!!!!' is only a mere tactic for teenagers and young adults to look more cultured and cool.
Braindead Wannabe Musician: Dude, can you come here and tell me if I sound exactly like Page when I play this Led Zepplin guitar solo?

Actual Musician:....why would I care?

Braindead guy: Um, because I want to be just like the best musicians that ever existed?

Actual Musician:....you're an idiot.
Led Zepplin by dannieisawesome October 20, 2009

led zepplin 

If you don't know who they are...well you should follow a BLACK DOG up THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN only to be DAZED AND CONFUSED because you will never know THE SECRET OF EVERMORE
*sounds of MOBY DICK still kicking in my head, 20 minutes in, and I still want more*
led zepplin by Dan Schnur January 30, 2004

Led Zeppelin IV 

Led Zeppelin IV is one of the common names of Led Zeppelin's fouth studio album, which actual title was in symbols. The symbols were each band members "symbol". Other common names for the album were Four Symbols,Runes, Sticks, and Zoso. Zoso was the only symbol to have actual letters in it. It is Jimmy Page's symbol. Led Zeppelin IV contained their most famous songs, the most famous being Stairway to Heaven. It is on RIAA's list of best-selling albums of all time in the US.

Led Zeppelin Pregnancy 

This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.
Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!

led zeppelin

A rock band from the 1970s. Fanboys think that listening to Led Zeppelin makes them special by setting them apart from their peers, who mostly listen to mainstream rap and pop. However, in their day, Zeppelin were rather mainstream.
It is not a big deal that you listen to Led Zeppelin. Everyone knows who they are.
led zeppelin by thetx November 29, 2006

Led Zeppelin Junkie 

A person who is profoundly obsessed with Led Zeppelin... I mean LED ZEPPELIN!!!
Guy one: I heard that dude listens to Led Zeppelin in his sleep.

Guy two: Yeah, he's a Led Zeppelin Junkie.

Guy one: I can't blame him.