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1.) A conspiracy made by Starbucks to make you pay ten times the normal price of coffee with milk by making it sound fancy.

2.) An insulting way of referring to a young, rich, white person who looks like a liberal.
1.) I told you three times sir, a latte costs twenty-five bucks, not two-fifty.

2.) Look at those stupid lattes, pretending to be progressive while they sip their coffee.
latte by Alletto January 23, 2017
He woke up with a latte this morning.
Latte by It Itters :) December 11, 2011
Simply the italian equivalent of the English words "steamed milk"...used to influenced American idiots into paying $3 for a drink they could easily make at home at much less expense.
Ohhh...a latte! I love getting those at Starbucks, they're such a high end restaurant...
latte by mike potter September 25, 2005
Yeah whatever that fancy coffee drink bullshit that some people have because they feel as though regular coffee isnt good enough. Let me tell you something buddy, unless your a girl, dont drink it. The story i have under example is awesome.
I was at dunkin donuts with my friend once, and while i was at the counter, i ordered a regular coffee, my friend ordered a coffee, and some guy before us got a special latte lite or some stupid shit like that, and soon after, a different guy after me started talking to me and expressing his opinion about lattes. He had a great point. He said "yeah you know latte's are such a fag drink, you should only get one if your a woman, not a guy, what a faggot". And you know what, he was fucking right, i never thought about it like that before but what he said was fuckin hilarious.
latte by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
Not only is this person amazing, but she's super sweet and tries way too hard not to let people down. Even if her home life sux and she faces depression late at night, she is always gonna be flat. She's super smart, and she looks like a twig. But everyone loves her anyway. She gets really emotional and is mostly happy and weird all the time. She may not be the best at parenting sometimes, but she always has your back and will stand beside you no matter what. She makes the "funniest" jokes and has everyone laughing at the ridiculous shit that constantly spills from her mouth. If you ever find a friend like her, never let her go, because she is a boss bitch and will be there for you.

*mic drop*
Guy #1: omg nick did you see latte today?!
Guy #2: omg yeah, she was super awesome and amazing, although she is depressed and lonely!
Latte by *Jorge* September 17, 2020
Milky coffee pronounced "Lart-tay" by everyone that isn't of italian origin.
Latte by Principess December 12, 2008