Laggie

The baddest bitch in the world. Laggie will teach you about clits, dicks, and thrush. Laggie doesn't take no bullshit.

kid 1: Oh damn where is my clit?!
kid 2: idk man why don't you ask laggie you stupid fucknut

by beards4lyfe July 10, 2009

lagginess

Experiencing a state of something being extra slow, usually related to technology that you want to throw out the window. You know a lag, or lagging, but for those that can use it in a sentence, then it is known as an abstract noun denoting the quality and state of slowness.

JIRA is being extra special with all of it's lagginess it is preventing me from creating my tickets to assign to the team.

by Aunghula1 March 12, 2021

Laggy

TerahMacInnes🐮

*If Terah is to fall behind when walking with a group of friends*
Friend: “Come on Laggy!”

by LustyLavender June 12, 2018

Laggies

The Laggies are a disease caused by chronic masturbation.

Person1:Hey have you seen John lately?
Person2:No I heard hes missing school because he got the laggies.

by Tehpwnsauce June 12, 2008

Laggies

A condition where one lags tremendously. Caused by chronic masturbation.

Dude, I got a bad case of the laggies. :(

by Garozerg June 12, 2008

Laggy

A white girl that likes black girls. Usually is a feminine white girl that likes a masculine or athletic black girl.

This term is not usually negative, however, some people use it in a racist manner.

Meghan Elizabeth Gardler, former actress, is Laggy.

by Madonna Spears July 28, 2009

Laggy McLagerson

what the mod of stream is called you are watching a stream(ilegally possibly) and it Lags alot!

fat guy watching family guy:Damn mod you're a Laggy Mclagerson!

fat guy streaming it because he has no life: It's my fault I have to download porn i can't get girls just because I'm, big boned:(

by Jagpauljeetsinghkaur Smith March 2, 2009