Music for today's white trash. Very popular among the stoners who are "tough" and will "hella kick your ass, fool". These shyte bags are usually harmless when alone, they tend to make up for their physical weakness by hanging out in large groups, then they talk shit to passers by. Rap/rock is shit no matter who does it, the two just don't mix...and all KMK is about is smoking large amounts of weed and drinking large amounts of alcohol...yep that's really worth something listening to and attempting to live by. Hell to top it off, I knew they were gay before I ever heard any of their music...with a name like Kottonmouth Kings, what the fuck else are you to expect?
"I listen to Kottonmouth Kings, and I destroy my body with massive amounts of alcohol and weed...that must make me "hard"...especially in these tuff suburbs." -Froader
by Suburban Badass October 2, 2007
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a gay boy band that a bunch of bro's like to circle jerk to.
person 1: hey lets go to the desert and drink monster while listen to kottonmouth kings!!! yeah DGAF!!!!

person2: uhhh no i dont, i dont have a vagina
by shastanugget March 31, 2009
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a rap group consists of a bunch of skinny white guys covered with tattoos. They do a lot of hand motions in their music videos, look like they're going to grab your penis through the screen. It's also the new age white trash redneck music.
I am listening to kottonmouth kings because I'm stupid.
by Vide October 19, 2005
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the white rappers dat only talk bout weed n shit
"have you heard, how the kottonmouth kings talk bout dat dope ass shit?."
by *pimpcess* July 14, 2006
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Shitty as fuck "rap" group made up of a few suburban white bros. Can often be heard playingly loudly from ridiculously lifted bro trucks covered with metal mullisha or skin industries stickers.
Lets go bro out and get faded while listening to kottonmouth kings brooo.
Lets go off road in our bro truck and listen to some KMK.
by niggaaa September 27, 2006
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a god aweful band. Quite possible the worst thing i have ever heard in my entire life. Its just a bunch of stupid ass whiteboys that rap about weed. How fucking pathetic. They all need to get their fucking asses kicked by G-unit or something. And no i dont like rap, but it would be funny shit for them to turn into pussies in front of some real gangsters. Fuck the Kottonmouth kings.
The Kottonmouth Kings are fucking gay. If you listen to them you are a stupid stoner fuck.
by fuck stoners March 3, 2005
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a horrible Drug driven angry whiteboy rap group. AKA. KockinMouth Kings.
I was so blazed at the KockinMouth Kings concert! fo sho

Kottonmouth kings!
by Bendstraw March 12, 2006
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