kosher

Word used to assure a jewish chick that she does indeed wanna suck your sausage.

Jewish Girl: I wanna give you head, but I dunno....I have a boyfriend and...

Me: Look baby, my meat is Kosher, so eating me won't get your ortho ass in any trouble, now make with the dome!

Jewish Girl: *laughing* ok, you talked me into it!

by Destructive Criticism April 27, 2005

kosher

A term for being cool, chill, fly, or fantabulous.

Where going to smoke this blunt, is that kosher?

by Ndo May 1, 2003

kosher

a virgin jewish girl

"That jap is kosher"

by JRosB March 26, 2008

kosher

when you eat your own arms

A: why doesn't he have arms?
B: He ate them he's kosher

by Rob O' Bob O' Connor-Johnson April 1, 2015

kosher

When something isn't cool anymore |Wack or Lame| ))not in style(( unpopular

DUDE#1: Facebook is so Kosher
DUDE#2: Furreal

by diggydudedude March 16, 2015

kosher

A prep-school way of saying something is cool.

Dude, that Lacoste polo is so kosher.

by MAGDALENA July 16, 2003

kosher

(kä-shƏr) adj. - describing a stretch of highway, club, or other area as free of pork cops.

We were just down this way and I didn't see any cars; I think it's still kosher so just gun it.

by pr0ntab August 30, 2003