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keyser soze 

There is no Keyser Soze.
Keyser Soze does not exist.
keyser soze by Lakini Malich February 26, 2004

keyser soze 

A guy who fucks you in the ass under an assumed identity and then disappears forever.
Mandy took in the mud box from a guy she thought was named Mike but turned out he was Keyser Soze.
keyser soze by The mud box bandit January 10, 2018

Keyser Soze 

Keyser Soze was a grief stricken Hungarian man who was forced to kill his family to save them from horror and pain.
Keyser Soze by catzhaan October 18, 2020

Keyser Söze 

The devil himself.
Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him."

Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Söze
Keyser Söze by Grace April 19, 2004

Keyser Söze it

To "Keyser Söze it", means using your quick thinking, and using your witty lying abilities having no lawler present , and possibly using your “YouTube law degree” to craft a convincing, deceptive story during a police interrogation, all while staying innocent and ultimately getting away scot-free. It’s that clever blend of deception and quick wit, brilliant storytelling skills, never remaining silent, always answering all their questions, just like in the plot of the film! The usual suspects were Kevin Spacy character who's is integrated by the police and manages to really play the police and walks away a free man.
Lee: How’d it go? In the Police station the other day?

Frank: I spun the best lies, answered every question like a pro, and walked out a free man.

Lee: No way! You Keyser Söze it , lol ?
Keyser Söze it by Jamie Cheese October 29, 2025

Reversed Keyser Söze 

Reversed Keyser Söze is when you think you're tricking the police (or someone that's in a position of power) and you end up ratting on yourself. Usually for a very hideous crime such as sexual assault.
It derives from a large court settlement when the infamous former Swedish photographer Dino Soldin ended up giving the Swedish police all the evidence they needed for the rape charges since he had filmed all of his sex crimes.
He did a Reversed Keyser Söze. He snitched on himself.
Reversed Keyser Söze by aaaden December 23, 2023