My girlfriend tried to give me a blow-job on the Vegas-Boston JetBlue, but her neck seized up and we got caught.
by l337 haxx0r December 6, 2004
Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.
by icwish December 27, 2010
Noun: to leave a job while making a flamboyant gesture; a way of saying "fuck you" in a literal or symbolic sense.
JetBlue Exit: Based on incident when JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater departed his aircraft (and his employment) via the emergency slide while carrying a stolen beer.
by Island Mac Guy August 11, 2010
After the recent events involving a JetBlue Flight Attendant cussing out a passenger and quitting his job over the PA system, this phrase is used in lieu of "Go Postal"
by Mr. Slater is my Hero August 12, 2010
The airline company where some local people fly with… The Experience points are crap and the tickets for flights, increase for 5 months until the end of the year… So bullshit! and a bunch of money!! The Jets wore out every day & night, when we’re ready for takeoff…
Alright kids!, The JetBlue Game is offering us two free flights to Hawaii!!!
Older Kids: That’s a scam, why does JetBlue fuck with the Airport Service,
What the shit???
Pilots at the Airport: The JetBlue Game just got real, and will never get to the breaking point and the ticket prices are increasing every month so it’s a must, VOTE FOR JETBLUE!!!
Stranger (yelling in distance): More like JetPoo!!
Strangers friend: Southwest and Spirit are better for both sides, bro!!!
Older Kids: That’s a scam, why does JetBlue fuck with the Airport Service,
What the shit???
Pilots at the Airport: The JetBlue Game just got real, and will never get to the breaking point and the ticket prices are increasing every month so it’s a must, VOTE FOR JETBLUE!!!
Stranger (yelling in distance): More like JetPoo!!
Strangers friend: Southwest and Spirit are better for both sides, bro!!!
by Djpandawubs May 12, 2023