jalop

To lift a person through the sides by gripping with both hands.

You better shapeup or else I JALOP you.

by Rosaroso Tomeno December 9, 2003

Jalope

A really shitty automobile

"Chippy's car is a complete jalope"

by Wish.....JEWish December 12, 2004

jalopping

Jumping, and hopping.

"Man, jalopping is such a workout."

by Aesthetic babe December 23, 2019

jalops

boobies. used by Pablo Francisco.

check out her jalops!

by Jared & Jessie <33 October 28, 2005

Jalop

Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesn't drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical.

Hey Jalop, can you pop the hood?
Naw, I don't know how. Hey, wait, this is a Tahoe. I'm gonna get my boyfriend and we're gonna piss on it together.

by eyaare July 1, 2012

slop jalops

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.

Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.

by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013

jalopicated

Fucked up! All screwed up and out of ordinary

That thing is all jalopicated

by Courtjo19 November 23, 2019