Jaelen

Someone who thinks they are bad ass.
One who announces things like "I went bowling with a cute girl yesterday" or "I cant talk right now I have to go lift weights" in an attempt to look cool.
One who claims to have "owned" everyone.

the setting: your house

JAELEN: *walks up to front door and rings doorbell* "hey dont come to my house because I wont be home. Im going to go to the mall with a girl."
YOU: Why the hell are you telling me this?........ who the hell are you?"
JAELEN: "See ya"

by dudebro August 6, 2003

Jaelene

She is a loving,caring person.She will stand up for you.She will always be there for you.She loves hugs.
Her best friend is probably with the initial d .She is probably single but she doesn’t care.she is doing just fine on her own.She is very cheerful.Makes you laugh in any situation

Don’t treat Jaelene like crap

by Just facts 13 April 17, 2022

Jaelen

some fag from gamefaqs that has the intelligence of a 12 year old retarded stepchild from the wrong side of the tracks. frequently makes an ass of himself, only to later masturbate to pictures of gamefaqs moderator Sailor Bacon and the former site owner, CJayC.

Jaelen is a tard. nuff said.

by X Box Killer September 23, 2004

Jaelen

One who is much hated in the whole world

Jaelen is so jaelened at PotD

by ICDedPepo July 19, 2003

jaelen

Doing or saying something stupid that contradicts what you said previously

"So, you're saying lesbians aren't gay? Jeez, that's kinda jaelen"

by Jay Jay May 26, 2003

Jaelen

1. When someone says something incredibly stupid.

2. Saying something incredibly dumb.

3. Degrading yourself by stating something obviously dumb.

"Man, don't be Jaelen."

"I met this one girl, she claimed she was smart but by what she said, i could tell she was jaelen."

by Deadpool May 26, 2003

Jaelen

One of the dumbest mother fuckers alive. Constantly blames others for his own mistakes.

Jaelen must be on crack. He blamed us for getting warned.

by Tippi Tai May 26, 2003