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Itching my threshold 

To itch ones threshold.
To itch ones genitalia.
When someones balls are itching this term is used to make a public statement that you are going to or are currently are itching them.

Comes from the totally awesome soundtrack of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in the song "threshold" (played by the fictional band sex bob-omb originally written by Beck) at the part in the end when the lyrics go "reaching my threshold" but the word "reaching" is commonly mistaken for "itching"
"maaan my threshold is REALLY itching"

dude 1: right so in 1777 george washington-
dude 2:DUDE!!! what are you doing??
dude 1:WHAT?? im itching my threshold!

Itching your nose 

When someone you fuck with is doing something so stupid that the social event becomes awkward.

Reach for your nose while looking at the person who is being awkward and proceed to rub/ itch it.
Awkward person: *exists*

Everybody else: *rubs nose*

Itching your nose
Itching your nose by The m'ster October 24, 2019

Itching Jenny 

I wouldn't go in there, someone ate the last doughnut and he's being a real itching jenny about it.
Itching Jenny by boynamedkim May 17, 2010

itching powder

Hey, can you score some itching powder for this weekend?

itching curse 

a curse put upon someone that will make them itch.

The only way to break it is by drawing a circle on your floor with chicken blood while wearing a loin cloth and reciting the full house theme song backwards while also clapping your titties together like a toddler who just learned how to clap
DAmn, becky got that itching curse
itching curse by calbin klien December 24, 2023

burning and itching

my pussy be burning & itching 🥵🥵🥵
your coochie be burning and itching 🗿😋