at the end of a statement you say this to make the person you're talking to feel like a loser. orrrrr, (if you don't like hurting people's feelings) you say this at the end of a statement when something really good happens to you.
cory: yo check out my nike dunks i just bought last week.
derrick: yea man, those are cool... but check out my cool grey jordans11 that i got yesterday ...look at me now!

student: mrs. kindergarten teacher, remember when you told me that i'd be cleaning floors at mcdonalds when i grow up? pwaaahaaa, i'm the ceo of my OWN mcdonalds now shawty ...look at me now!
by takemeaway_09 May 23, 2011
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something i say when i am really horny
i want you so bad, fuck me now, i am begging for it
by boobs June 1, 2003
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an expression of great attraction. Literally meaning "I want you to do me right now."
John: "Hey."
Adrianna: "Oh, bed me now."
by Beebs M October 29, 2010
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The great urge to just be taken out of your misery....at this direct instint
watch my children while i never come back...can you just...kill me now?
by Pa-Chinkoo August 9, 2011
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Yo Ere Me now Iz about ta bust down da massive word fing for all yous batty boys. Ere Me Now iz one hof da best phrazes to use when your posse aignt listenin. Or like in da case some spasticated Geezer hez like trying ta ignore yous.
Yo Ere Me Now Dis be none utter dan mez main G Kernal KFC.
Aight so yous is like da geezer oo makes all dem chikens fings innit.
by MC Liquid November 24, 2004
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That moment you realise you have a whole list of chores after you got done doing something really hard is the best time to use this phrase!
“Oh my god! Kill me now...” Said the boy who just got out of school.
by THEIRONY December 12, 2017
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A cry of despair.
Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
by harry flashman August 6, 2003
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