infosible 

being invisible on social media , in order to hide from someone

this dude is very annoying so , now every time i log online i have to go infosible , in order to avoid him

infosible by markoulinos March 10, 2017

Beyond the Impossible 

Can you say ridiculous? Well, when you finally decide that being awesome just isn't enough, you go Beyond the Impossible.

Simply put, going beyond the impossible is when one decides to, say, make a giant robot several hundred thousand light years tall. Yes, I am referencing Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

This can also apply to going Gatling guns akimbo, playing "Sweet Child of Mine" with one's teeth, and even a functional, simultaneous One Man Band.

Of fucking course.

"Oh how stupid of me. That was the sound of chainsaw Nunchucks."

Beyond the impossible indeed.

Beyond the Impossible by A Terrible Driver August 14, 2009

position impossible 

whilst a female and a male are having sex (with the male on top)the female swiftly gets the male into an armpit head lock and then grabs his thighs and lifts his body so that he is vertical, then holds his legs and spreads his butt cheeks and holds him in position, then suddenly a 3rd male that has been hiding attached to the sealing drops down in a tuxedo with a rope around his waist, and aims for the first males anus then he cuts the rope and makes an escape out of the window before the first male has had time to comprehend what has just happened to him.

lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible

position impossible by Mumah Dahad May 2, 2007

Unpossible 

Even more impossible than impossible. Quite possibly the most impossiblest thing in the world.

Stupid_dumbface: "S.Carter's are gay!" Supa_cool_guy: "No way thats Unpossible!"

Unpossible by Supa_cool_guy October 6, 2003

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

b e e b e e b e e b e e

SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

impossible girl 

A girl who drives her man mad. Madly in love. She does the impossible and changes him for the better. She will always stay with the man who calls her this.

You are my impossible girl!

impossible girl by I've changed January 22, 2014

impossible sit-up 

the impossible sit-up(often called the olympic sit-up) is completed by asking an individual to lie on the ground in standard, bent-knee sit-up position while one accomplice blind folds or holds a towel or similar item over the eyes and holds the individual's head to the ground. the second accomplice gets into a squatting position with ass bare. the victim is signalled to attempt to sit-up against the pressure applied by the towel to the head. the towel holder simply releases the towel which allows the victim to sit up with nose directly into accomplice two's ass crack. a fart may be added as a bonus. the name "impossible" is intended to entice an overconfident victim into attempting this athletic feat. occasionally, idiotic victims might not even require the blind fold and will simply close their eyes. technique may be modified depending on intelligence level or sobriety of victim.

"Damn Bruce, your abs are ripped! I bet you could be the first guy I've ever heard of that can do an impossible sit-up."

impossible sit-up by monkey12 June 25, 2005