i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.

"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."

by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008

I'd rather shower at Penn State

An extreme reluctance to doing something.

Man, Sundays are depressing. I'd rather shower at Penn State then go to work tomorrow.

by Woo Yeah Nester June 25, 2012

I'd rather shave my eyeballs

A useful analogy for describing a complete refusal to partake in an activity.

Tate: Hey, hon, that guy that refuses to speak to you, you need to take your relationship to the next level. Right now it's in the awkward stages, but with a little work I know you could make things work. You need to hang around his work place and home and once he sees how commited you are to him, he'll change his mind.
Tammy: Right, Tate, hun. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.

by bitem'eye January 5, 2011

I'd rather do this than FUCK.

Sarcasm,,,,self explanatory.

Used when given a task that's,,,, undesirable.

Hey Joe,,,,you have a boatload of fish to clean,,,how do you feel about that ? I'd rather do this than FUCK.

by XLNT Eagle November 16, 2022

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

by B. Snooks June 15, 2010

FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease

FLIRT

FORGET
LOVE
I'D
RATHER
TEASE

After Ria was cought listening Rolltown by a guy who stole her breath, she broke his heart by showing her 'FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease' Identification card...

by Rhoda C. October 22, 2008

I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

I really don't think I'd like to do that.

Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

by Quackers12345 December 11, 2010