Meaning: I'd rather be dead or I feel terrible.
Origin: Comes from the John Wayne movie true grit. Some horses were going to be sold to somebody to be made into soap, instead the characters buy the horses and ride them until they die. Instead of being rode until they died, they probably would have rather been soap.
Becky: How's work going today?
Lee: I'd rather be soap...
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If someone offer's you a lift in their car, and it has less then 16 valve's, generally, you would be better off walking.
8 Valves? I'd rather walk ..
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This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.
Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.
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If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.
Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.

Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.
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A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.
Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball
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A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.
Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe
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Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.
Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.
by Johnny Pseudonym October 6, 2005
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