Hypixel Skyblock is a game about spending hours on getting RNGesus drops.

After spending more than 100 hour, you should go outside at least twice a week.

If you spent more than 200 hours, you should consider playing something else in minecraft.

If you spent more than 300 hours, you should go outside and maybe try to talk to someone irl.

If you spent more than 500 hours, now you should consider visitting a doctor.

If you spent more than 1000 hours, you are probably in the end game and if you aren't reading this while waiting for a doctor, then you should.

If you spent more than 2000 hours, you aren't even alive. You just can escape. It's too late. The only grass you can touch is minecraft grass.

If you spend more than 5000 hours, you played the game from the beggining for 6 hours a day. You don't even need the doctor, he can't help you.

If you spend more than 10000 hours, you played from the beggining the whole day. You maxed out everything, you have nothing to do, just, just… slowly die.
A: Hey wanna go to the cinema?
B: No, I started playing Hypixel Skyblock. After 10 hours I finally got full strong set.
A: It was nice knowing you *crying*
B: Wait let me just kill Thorn 3 more times.
by Houští January 28, 2022
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A game where the ultimate goal is to stop playing hypixel skyblock.
Lets go i got 60m coins from my minions! in hypixel skyblock
by SweatyNoLife August 13, 2022
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a game where you waste hundreds of hours to get slight stat boosts and slightly better gear
guy 1: hey do u play hypixel skyblock
guy 2: yes

guy 1: Ok
by tostring December 8, 2021
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You're soo bored to the point you enjoy staying inside all day.
I played hypixel skyblock and didnt go outside.
by super256 August 3, 2022
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A trash game that waste your time.
Hypixel Skyblock doesn't worth me to waste a year to make 1 billion networth
by moli0516 November 11, 2021
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a minigame in Hypixel where you just grind all day for RNG drops.
When will Hypixel Skyblock release dungeons?
Hypixel: in your dreams!
by minecraftplayer80 April 11, 2020
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some shitty game that the hypixel staff only cares about because of its fucking player count
Hypixel Skyblock is the worst gane on hypixel since pixel painters
by Jfke May 12, 2020
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