Chicken protein stemcell hydroponics 

Chicken protein stemcells grown in hydroponic farms for human consumption.

No chicken were killed in for this product. It was proved by"Chicken protein stemcell hydroponics”

Chicken protein stemcell hydroponics by Mustang Chef April 5, 2019

hydroponic weed

Water grown weed. While other weed is grown in soil. Hydroponic weed is also really strong.

Let's get some Hydroponic Weed , I heard it's stronger than what we normally get.

hydroponic weed by Avalonparis July 6, 2014

hydroponic shrooms 

Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that's not even possible, but because ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.

Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.

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Later on in the day:

Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.

hydroponic shrooms by random_shroom_pseudonym December 9, 2008

hydroponic 

Method of raising plants that increases production quantity and effieciency.

That's hydroponic pot

hydroponic by Belllignorant June 27, 2003

hydroponic shit rod 

When your floating in your girlfriend's parents' pool and release a long straight solid shit into the deep end by the ladder.

Bro, Jason just released a hydroponic shit rod into Cassie's Dad's new pool. Some girl ate it while doing a cannonball

hydroponic shit rod by JesusdeJesus February 28, 2009

hydrosonic 

A word used by Trump to sound smart during the Turning Point Convention in Phoenix, Arizona.

"...But it's, uh, hydrosonic... I call it super-duper... because super-duper is easier for people to understand than hydrosonic" (Trump 2020).

hydrosonic by anonymous September 23, 2020

Hydroponist 

A person who works with hydroponic growing systems and plants

The hydroponist is working in his garden today

Hydroponist by Daco from lkpt March 7, 2016