texas hot plate

step 1: wrap your face with saran wrap
step 2: have someone take a dump on it
step 3: enjoy the steamy sensation

That was an awesome texas hot plate

by jDog February 25, 2005

texas hot clap

A specific sex move originating from a deleted scene involving Ryan Reynolds. The "Texas Hot Clap" is a maneuver in which one spanks the other's ass with a warm iron. Slathering substances on the iron prior to performing the clap has added significant sexual tension.

Anna: My signature sex move is the texas hot clap!
Sam: I'm filing for divorce.

by N0tL4me May 24, 2018

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texas hot one

When a women shits on a mans chest.

The kinky motherfucker asked the girl for a texas hot one

by batpenis2 June 7, 2014

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Texas Hot Stick

when a guy gets a blowjob by someone with tobasco in their mouth, then fucks that person up the ass.

"Man, my ass hurts- Bob gave me a Texas Hot Stick last night."

by jody May 14, 2003

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texas hot love

This is when a rich texan oil baron demands his fiery oil drums be emptied all over some young ho..

"Hey baby come back to my place and let me pump empty my full oil drums and give you some oily texas hot love"

To which she replied. Why not cowboy! Yeee hah!

by tomchod June 26, 2008

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