Doodle-Heimer

extremely intelligent, brave, and handsome.

he is a very doodle-heimer person

by chaosb22 February 18, 2019

Fneeeben Heimer

1.a more sophisticated name for an asshole.

2.a burnt biscuit with peanut butter on it.

3.a tiny dead horse.

1. "Shut up you stupid Fneeeben Heimer!"

2. "I had a Fneeeben Heimer for breakfast."

3. "Look at that poor Fneeeben Heimer. How tragic."

by The Sexy Word Maniac February 19, 2009

Alts-heimer's

The loss of an item due to being unable to remember which character it was stored on.

Billy was going to give me his Magical staff of fire last night but he got a stroke of Alts-heimer's and can't remember where it is.

by Acidictadpole March 6, 2009

half-heimers

when a married couple is working on a half of a brain.

Our half-heimers is working because I forgot to buy wine at the store but he remembered.

by Imakokopelli October 17, 2010

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

dyslex-heimers

A cross between alzheimers & dyslexia, where the little that you remember is all mixed up.

I have been aflected with Dyslex-heimers since I entered the business world.

by H Kopciak July 30, 2008