hawkward

An adjective to describe a situation that is so startling, so uncomfortable, so inspiring of speechlessness, it supercedes the constraints of the awkward turtle. May be used in instances of a particularly revealing Freudian slip.

Signed by pointing hands in opposing directions, locking the thumbs, and flapping. An accompanying screech is necessary.

Coined by an English TA at Florida State
I need a girlfriend to suck me dry -- I mean bleed me dry!! HAWKWARD!
by Feter December 06, 2007
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hawkward

Uncomfortable feeling (awkwardness) around some one that is "hawt".
Person 1: I totally just tripped into that hawt guy! ....

Person 2: Oh my gosh 0.0

Person 1: That was HAWKWARD ....
by Eliza Hooper October 28, 2011
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hawkward

1. (adjective) used to describe things that are awkward in the extreme.
Tommy(dialing up his bff):"HEY BITCH WHAT'S UP?!"

Friend's Mom(answered phone):"Hello Tommy, this is 'Bitch's' mom."

Tommy:"Well this is hawkward."
by mhmitsyourmom December 09, 2009
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hawkward

the state of being both highly physically attractive (hot) and somewhat socially unskilled (awkward)
Dude, that girl is totally being hawkward right now.
by loloashley June 21, 2011
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hawkward

describes a situation which can be incredibly hot but also intensely awkward at the same time or potentially later on.
When Joe's girlfriend finally said yes to the 3-way with Joe's ex, he knew it would be a hawkward case of rebooty because of the matching tattoos Joe and his ex had.
by QCkaliRyder83 March 16, 2009
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Hawkward

Hawkward (adj.)
The state of being so awkward that you want to fly out of the situation, just like a hawk...
What do you know, and where do you gotta go. Well I don't know what I am doing, so therefore don't know where to go... #hawkward
by M_hawk May 25, 2014
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Hawkward

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant.
The relationship between the characters Rachel and Tobias in the Young Audience series Animorphs, by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic inc.) is hawkward.
by Animorphs: The Radio Drama December 22, 2008
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