by captain poopypants November 20, 2004
Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."
"I have a small dick"
"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
by Hym Iam November 9, 2020
not if its a female hobby horse
Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was
by princess gecko of lizard land November 22, 2004
If you have long legs you’ll have a big dick it’s proven by scientists and ppl with long legs and big dicks
I have a bigger dick. Then aria Because I have longer legs and your short. I have a bigger dick because I’m longer
by Hoes be mad June 29, 2022
by tommycrock August 16, 2019