hankey pankey 

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.

He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.

hankey pankey by Downstrike June 8, 2004

Hankey Goliath 

The Hankey Goliath is a very girthy dildo.

I can take a hankey goliath easily

Hankey Goliath by HankeyMaster June 19, 2022

hankey farm 

somewhere that you get caught fucking a girl

i was fucking my girl then it turned into a hankey farm when her dad walked in

hankey farm by ballsweata6969 December 10, 2011

Hankey Stankey 

A 41 year old DJ with booty that won't quit.

Girl: Congrats you Hankey Stankey you ruined my life

Hankey Stankey by ಥ_ಥuwu May 28, 2019

Hankey Baby 

When you have to take a shit so bad that you release a mini Mr. Hankey.

Remember when Megan let out a Hankey Baby in Math Class?

Hankey Baby by Sheepy9 November 7, 2019

Mr. Hankey 

A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

Mr. Hankey by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007

Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.

So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.

Mr. Hankey blumpkin by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011