Hanging Chad

Any human excrement that hangs from ones body tenaciously, esp. Mucus.

John came in from the snow storm and had a hanging chad drooping off of his nose.

by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008

Hanging Chad

1. A person who accompanies another to a social gathering, then proceeds to cling to said other person while they try and mingle. 2. A person who cannot take a hint. 3. Cockblock

"hey man, don't bring Billy to the party, he's a punk ass hanging chad"

by Jephrey June 11, 2006

Hanging Chad

When a man hangs upside down and recieves a blow job.

Jason was hanging from the monkeybars when he got his first Hanging Chad.

by R Spence B October 5, 2007

Hanging-Chad

When someone posts a random question and the comments are full of wrong answers by everybody, including me, and the original poster never comes back to the comments with the REAL answer.

Dang, did Scoob ever come back with an answer to that post that got like, 200 comments?

Nah... he smoked a bunch of homegrown and forgot what the original answer was... it was, "A Hanging-Chad,"...

by mysticklemom May 4, 2021

Hanging chad

A hanging Chad is performed when one partner is suspended upside down while the other partner attempts to insert a copy of the US constitution into the hanging partners ass.

Hey, do you want to try that move I told you about, the hanging chad?

by Polypangirl July 19, 2025

Hanging Chad

After you take an explosive shit, and you flush, there’s still a piece of turd left clinging to the side or back of the toilet bowl.

After flushing, I noticed a Hanging Chad on the back of the toilet bowl

by Rinoia December 20, 2022