Hammed 

A fart that takes place around the holidays. Similar to yammed. Overtones of ham, undertones of pumpkin and eggnog.

"Oh my fucking god, Josh hammed the other night while he was sniffing poppers"

Hammed by NigglesPiggles December 13, 2009

hammed 

When you place your bare ass cheeks on someones face. This can be done to your friends in their conscious or unconscious state of mind.Its not recommended to place your bare ass on someone who is bigger than you because they might whoop your ass, or worse, give you a dirty taco in return.

Josh hammed Timmy at the lake house in front of everyone. It was a spectacular flying ham to the grill. This was very impressive because he had to jump fairly high for his ass to face contact.

hammed by Bsmitty003 March 17, 2008

hammed 

Getting a 2 week old ham sandwich stuffed in your face 10 times.

When you are sitting down minding your own business and some jerk comes from behind and stuffs a sandwich in your face. He then yells "You got HAMMED"

hammed by Hammed May 5, 2008

Hammed 

When an electronic device stops responding, aka frozen

My computer hammed!!
Someone call IT My Blackberry is hamming!!

Hammed by hmmmhammer1 June 22, 2009

hammed 

the first level of getting drunk, hammed equates to being tipsy.

After 3 shots Brian began to feel a little hammed.

hammed by B. Smith October 15, 2006

Hammed 

To get aggressively sexified by a man.

Girl 1: Should I hit up this guy?
Girl 2: No way! I won’t allow you to get hammed by a fugly beta.

Hammed by killurselfbitch December 8, 2022

Hammed 

To get blocked for being annoying or a nuisance.

"Yo bro yo still get methods from Dev?"
"Nah gang I got Hammed."
"What that mean?"
"I got blocked, I spammed his tele and he got mad"

Hammed by B00NKG4NG April 10, 2023