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can we just all quit fuckin around and admit that led zepplin is the greatest band ever? it would really save a lot of completely useless back and forth and free up some legitimate time to rescue those in haiti and elsewhere. I'm serious. get high. face the facts. and lets commit to some fundamentally useful discussion. led zepplin is just fuckin better than all the rest. email me offlinine if youre on meth and cant get your head around it. muchas gracias.
greatest band ever. not the fuckin eagles
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greatest band of all time 

Rage Against the Machine. Enough said.
"He may be brave new contender for this relationship should he abandon his obedience to white liberal doctrine and nonviolence, and embrace black nationalism. Through counterintelligence it should be possible to pinpoint potential troublemakers, and neutralize them."

"Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite: all of which are American dreams."

"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"

"Shackled our minds when we're left on the cross; When ignorance reigns, life is lost!"

"Wherever somebody's strugglin' for a place to stay, for a decent job or a helping hand. Wherever somebody's strugglin' to be free, look in their eyes ma, you'll see me!"

Poser talking about Rage Against the Machine: "Dude. Rage Against the Machine is the greatest band of all time. I love Killing in the Name and Bulls on Parade. I play them all the time on Guitar Hero and I think their DJ is so sick for the record scratching he can do."

Actual fan and activist: "You're such a fucking poser. Shut the fuck up and take a stand, that's what Rage is trying to convey in their music. By the way, you're a total fucking dipshit for thinking they have a DJ. Tom Morello is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, guitarists of all time and he does every single 'record scratch' and 'keyboard' solo on every single song. Although I do have to agree, they are the greatest band of all time."

the greatest band of all time 

Alice in Chains, of course.

Layne Staley-vocals
Jerry Cantrell-guitar
Mike Inez-bass
Sean Kinney-drums
AiC is undisputedly the greatest band of all time. Listen to Rooster or Down in a Hole and tell me they don't rock this world.

tool is the greatest band on earth

What every Tool fan boy will say. He's normally listened to dumb heavy metal and simple minded rock songs all his life and smoked pot. All of a sudden he discovered Tool and acts like he is smarter than everyone in the world. The reason the fans think they are smarter than everyone is because Tool uses so many intellectual theory and philosophy influence lyrics and imagery in their songs that the kids begin to think they're smarter than everyone because they think they understand something no one else understands. All of a sudden these kids feel superior to their peers who listen to simple minded rock and heavy metal. The reason this has happened because Tool's music is accessible to the mainstream and at the same time tool uses less accessible and strange ideas hidden behind their lyrics. this means they can capture and attract dumb people but hide stronger intellectual concept within their songs which are later discovered upon more careful analysis and research. the fanatic kids who put stronger research into tool's songs normally become psuedo intellectual art snobs and hipsters. these kids think tool is the greatest band on earth because compared to what these kids listened to all their life, eg dumb rocking power ballad and pop/rock bands, tool is superior in concept. tool is a great band, it's just their fans who become obnoxious with staunch conviction.
fan boys will say "tool is the greatest band on earth" because their music is catchy and easy to rock out to yet hold strange and interesting meaning behind them. most rock bands before tool were nothing more than dumber party power ballad bands.

greatest band ever 

Metallica. There is simply nothing more to say.
James Hetfield
Kirk Hammett
Lars Ulrich
Cliff Burton

4 people, when combined, create the greatest band ever.
greatest band ever by tallica November 10, 2008

greatest band ever 

Queen. You can't argue against it.
Yo, man. Queen is the greatest band ever.
greatest band ever by dat1noob March 28, 2019