grasshole

Person who doesn't participate in eco-friendly living. They chuck their recyclables, leave their lights on, grab a handful of plastic bags, drive their rumbling hummers through flocks of majestic birds and refuse to join the grassroots movement.

girl in front of me at Safeway triple-bagged her box of serial, what a #grasshole

by grassrootsmag March 20, 2012

grasshole

a person your highly pissed of with for grassing on you. A mixure of grass and asshole

Aaron why did you tell on me you grasshole !

by CJ1995 December 09, 2010

Grasshole

The neighbor that refuses to mow his lawn more than once per month.

Did you see that lawn down the street? It must be a foot tall. What a grasshole !!

by Sethington June 10, 2008

Grasshole

A type of male (or female if her testosterone level is high enough) that pleasures in douchebaggery and being a dick. It is a pronoun for the word "asshole" that you can use in public without fear of an elderly woman overhearing you and going into cardiac arrest.

Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.

Kanye West: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best music video of all time.

Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)

Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!

by Eight Tea Overrated November 07, 2010

Grasshole

A grasshole is man-child, who acts like a asshole with a golf caddy swagger to him. Usually, they are plagued with a shoddy Chicago accent and unusually hairy legs, most likely to protect the skin from the sunny golf courses.

"Lyle was such a grasshole when he got 'maad' and broke his golf club in two."

by Wam Silson and Aurora Eisiger September 06, 2009

Grasshole

Essentially people affiliated with Grass-Types in any form (profile picture, sona, etc.) They’re often the ones that pretend to be a team player or empathetic, and want to help someone only for them to see that they have nothing up their sleeves except a strong ego or outright betrayal by the next morning. They’ll likely be against you forever.

He use to be a fun partner, but he ended up being just like the rest of the grassholes.

by Super Saiyazard August 26, 2022

Grasshole

A person who talks too much about their backyard.

Please stop being such a grasshole.

by brooklyngrasshole December 11, 2012