gormless

A person, male or female, whose intellect is sub-par. They say and do things that make you scratch your head. They have the tendency to either drool and/or accumulate that white stuff at the corners of their mouth. They tend to be slovenly people with no sense of style and their bodies tend to look asexual.

1. "Fuck me, look at that gormless bastard, what is that?"
2. "Is that a boy or a girl?"
3. "Are those tits or man tits?"
4. "I wouldn't fuck that gormless bitch with a ten foot bargepole"

by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

Gormless

without gorm.
to be without gorm.

"wow this game is so gormless"

by Ridder tommie August 8, 2023

Gormless

Definition:

1. A lack of intelligence, or a person or thing of less, or fewer, intelligence.
2. Less than intelligent.

Related form:
gorm + less - adjective

gorm
- noun. intelligence, intelligent

less (Ref: www.dictionary.com)
–noun 7. a smaller amount or quantity...
–adjective. smaller in size...

The existing definitions of 'gorm' define the word gormless.

by gmanyyz July 11, 2009

Gormless

The look like you’re thinking so hard you’re going to shit yourself.

Boris: it’s a great honour to you this mighty country

Me: I would trust you to run a bath, you gormless fuck-knuckled rat-faced donkey-brained twat

by benandjam August 7, 2019

Gormless

Someone lacking so much of a clue they don't know ass from tit. Completely lacking in gorm.

Salesman: You're gormless

Josh: gormless?

Salesman: Yes! You've got no gorm!

by JaD August 5, 2018

gormless walker

A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.

when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider

I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.

by mountianbikeman June 21, 2010

gormless slapper

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone

She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.

by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008