Shortened version of the word 'Gormless' Used to describe a stupid individual looking seriously deprived of intelligence.
''Neil You gorm''
If someone is gormless, they're unofficially and temporarily semi-braindead. So it figures that if you can be gormless, you can also be full of gorm. People without gorm are boring - so people with Gorm are super-fly!
"my brain is turning gormless.
i can almost feel all of my gorm dissapearing.
come back gorm!! "
A cheap pedalboard for poor guitarist with many effects. Usually pieces of wood nailed together.
My GORM board is falling appart...
A gorm is a person who has no sense of focus, and can usually be found staring into space whilst catching flies.
Usually stupid, but smart people pull gorms to get out of answering questions etc.
teacher: michael? can you solve the equation?
friends(whispering): oh god, hes pulled a gorm
. YES MISS ITS 17.
(to weird emo kid):alright gormo
means "brainless" then the rules of english grammar require gorm to mean brain
Neil is missing his gorm
Somebody with an abnormally large jaw.
"Look at the size of Ben's jaw"
"I know. He's a GORM!!!"
The act of getting so many members of the opposite sex to do things your way, it amazes even yourself. However, you cannot lie to them. Stretching the truth is allowed.
Bob - "I can't believe you got Jennifer, Melissa AND Jody to come over exactly an hour apart. And they actually think you are going to watch a T.V. show."
Eric - "Well I will be watching T.V... among other things ;)"
Bob - "You totally just pulled a Gorm."
*possible high fives*