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wild goose chase 

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.
Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.
wild goose chase by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Wild Goose Chase 

My friend sent me on a wild goose chase trying to figure out what it meant.

Goosechasing 

To deliberately give innocent tourists incorrect but highly detailed directions when asked, sending them on a wild goosechase.
Dude, I know its wrong but I cant help "goosechasing" tourists when they ask me for directions.
Goosechasing by Daryl. W October 1, 2008

The Kankakee Goosechase 

Basically, it's a game of "duck, duck, goose" - but with cocks. (To wit: one fellow going 'round the circle, tapping heads and saying "duck, duck, etc...until a 'goose' is chosen). After the "goose" is chosen, that fellow chases the protaginist around the circle. If he is caught before he has a chance to sit in the newly vacated spot, he then performs oral sex on the "goose", much to the delight of the other players. If he is not caught, the game progresses until somebody gets a blow job. That's...pretty much the point.
"Golly gee, THAT was The Kankakee Goosechase at the bathhouse last weekend? It took me forever to realize that I needed to slow down to get to blow someone!"