(n) A hole placed in the side of a pipe or bong. A thumb is placed over it while taking a hit and released just before the use is done inhaling for the purpose of clearing the smoke from the chamber of the device. The location of the glory hole also determines whether a smoking device is intended for "right handed" or "left handed" people.
Charley: Hey Bob, do you know why this pipe I bought at the flea market makes me feel uncomfortable?
Bob: Well for starters you bought a left handed pipe despite the fact that you're right handed.
Charley: Left handed pipe?? please elaborate!!
Bob: Since you're right handed, you prefer to hold the lighter in your right hand while holding the pipe in your left hand. The pipe I originally gave you has the gloryhole located on the left side of the bowl closer to your thumb. This device you bought has the gloryhole on the right side of the bowl, requiring you to either hold it in your right hand, or use your index finger to cover the gloryhole when taking a hit. I'm also right handed and I can assure you whenever I'm smoking with a left handed person, I have difficulty adjusting to their pipes and bongs.
Charley: Shit man, that's wild. I'll definitely take notice of the gloryhole's location next time a buy a smoking device!!!
Bob: Well for starters you bought a left handed pipe despite the fact that you're right handed.
Charley: Left handed pipe?? please elaborate!!
Bob: Since you're right handed, you prefer to hold the lighter in your right hand while holding the pipe in your left hand. The pipe I originally gave you has the gloryhole located on the left side of the bowl closer to your thumb. This device you bought has the gloryhole on the right side of the bowl, requiring you to either hold it in your right hand, or use your index finger to cover the gloryhole when taking a hit. I'm also right handed and I can assure you whenever I'm smoking with a left handed person, I have difficulty adjusting to their pipes and bongs.
Charley: Shit man, that's wild. I'll definitely take notice of the gloryhole's location next time a buy a smoking device!!!
by pippiwood May 8, 2020
Definition: A Glory Hole is the slang name for hole located in a partition in which one’s penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio. The most common place to find Glory Holes are in Adult Book Stores that have video arcades.
Glory Hole Etiquette
The process is very simple but there are still a few things you need to know. When you enter the arcade area of and Adult Book Store, you will see one or more rows of doors that lead into the video booths. There are normally several ways of determining if a booth is occupied. The most common is “red” and “green” lights located above each door. Once money is inserted into the video machine, the light turns from red (vacant) to green (occupied).
Once you find a vacant booth, enter it and put money or tokens into the video machine. This is how the store makes their money and the employees check them on a regular basis. You will see channel select and volume control features on the front of the video machine. If you are there to “give”, just put your finger through the hole and rub it along the bottom. This is the common signal letting the person on the other side know you are ready to receive. If you are there to “receive”, just wait for the same signal. The common que to notify the “receiver” of ejaculation is a few light taps on the wall.
Some locations have rows of booths which allows each booth to have a hole on both sides.
Glory Hole Etiquette
The process is very simple but there are still a few things you need to know. When you enter the arcade area of and Adult Book Store, you will see one or more rows of doors that lead into the video booths. There are normally several ways of determining if a booth is occupied. The most common is “red” and “green” lights located above each door. Once money is inserted into the video machine, the light turns from red (vacant) to green (occupied).
Once you find a vacant booth, enter it and put money or tokens into the video machine. This is how the store makes their money and the employees check them on a regular basis. You will see channel select and volume control features on the front of the video machine. If you are there to “give”, just put your finger through the hole and rub it along the bottom. This is the common signal letting the person on the other side know you are ready to receive. If you are there to “receive”, just wait for the same signal. The common que to notify the “receiver” of ejaculation is a few light taps on the wall.
Some locations have rows of booths which allows each booth to have a hole on both sides.
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by GloryholeSwallow October 22, 2013
-verb (used with object)
The act of inserting one's penis into a vaginal, oral or anal cavity whilst interceding the afformentioned penis through a hole (usually 5-10 cm in diameter) in some type of tangible barrier (i.e. wall, door, window, etc...).
The act of inserting one's penis into a vaginal, oral or anal cavity whilst interceding the afformentioned penis through a hole (usually 5-10 cm in diameter) in some type of tangible barrier (i.e. wall, door, window, etc...).
Steen frequently opens his cheeks to random holes in walls, hoping to recieve the warm creamy gift from gloryholing patrons.
by Anonymous gloryholer June 12, 2009
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Something that young schoolkids (mainly boys) do to bus seats. It usually begins with a small hole and pretty soon the whole bus seat is ripped. You can usually put a quote in it, but it shouldn't be inappropriate if the bus driver finds out. If ripped correctly, it could result in a Gloryholious Maximus, which is the largest gloryhole known to man. Not to be confused with Orange Julius.
by OJ Julius April 28, 2012
Refers to a pull through parking spot.
by Mdawgv December 28, 2022
by PringleHULK April 27, 2020