Starts off as a Fart and ends as a Turd
That might have been a Furd. I better go check myself.
by maddmannn April 17, 2009
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Fart (unexpectedly) followed by a turd.
Billy: Oh damn, I crapped my pants!
Mary: Furd?
Billy: Yep.
by nightbreed666 October 16, 2013
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A fart that smells exactly (and suspiciously) like a turd.
Dude, did you just furd or is there a pile of shit under the couch?
by mbmb68 October 6, 2008
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Acronym for fucking turd. Used in place of turd, when more upset.
by Ryan N October 6, 2005
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This distasteful affliction, also known as a dingleberry, is an entanglement of cat turd in the cat's fur, usually in the buttock area. Furds occur most frequently in long-haired cats which are not fastidious about personal hygiene.
Fluffy's righteous furds required one person to hold her down and another, armed with gloves and scissors, to remove them from her tail and backside.
by Sue Douhnim September 8, 2008
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A gentleman who sniffs ladies bicycle seats.
Sir William Belvoir had a penchant for sniffing the parlour maid's bicycle seat. His Butler was at a loss to describe what his master did - so used the sound that Sir William made ... Furd!
by Gentleman Jim February 12, 2012
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A Fake Word or Faux Word that ACTUALLY makes sense but was created by you and friends to put on Urban Dictionary
Tallon: We havent come up with a new Furd in a while...
Kramer: I Know its been such a long time!
by TaLLoN7 October 25, 2008
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