Funny Boning

The act of putting your arm all the way to your elbow...or more specifically your funny bone..... inside any Orifice that will take an arm that far. For example..... anal funny boning is different then vaginal funny boning which is different then oral funny boning.

Guy 1: tell me why you got rid of your boxing speed bag, again?

Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else

by LemmeF1ndOut October 7, 2021

Funny Boning

An orgy in a circus ring with elephants mounting clowns and the ring master.

Person 1: Lets have a funny boning session!
Person 2: Sounds good.
Crowd: Wooo funny boning!
Elephant: ohhhh right!
Clown: Ouch!

by Karl, Matt and Fran January 8, 2009

ultimate funny-bone

When a woman has a violent shuddering orgasm and upon climax accidentally, violently, smacks her elbow into the bedpost, floor, wall, bathtub, cardoor, ect.

Tina got an ultimate funny-bone when her boyfriend rammed her against the wall, screaming Shazam!

by bbddrret October 1, 2013

So Not Funny Bone

The part of the body that your girlfriend or wife possesses that somehow allows her to get offended by something you've said that everyone else in the room finds hilarious.

Wow, that joke that Joe told about the priest, the pianist and the tromboner was great, but his chick is staring daggers at him. He must've hit her So Not Funny Bone.

by SmoovJC February 4, 2014

Pickle My Funny Bone Burger

A special burger that comes with pickle... simple as that!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pickle My Funny Bone Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Funny boning

To penetrate a lover or casual whore in either the vagina or anus with your elbow.

Knock-knock, who's there? My mate Dave! he has come round for a funny boning!

by Gambo1983 April 24, 2015

FUNNY BONED

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone

"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."

by Storm-King December 6, 2013