12% alch. now getting banned because people can't handle themselves. less then 5$ a can, an easy way to party hard and feel like complete shit the next day. mix of energy drink & alcohol. turns good girls into whores, and boys wanting more. 'crack in a can' get's you a whole different kind of F**KED UP!!
yo you trying get completely wasted tonight, let's get some four lokos and some hookers.
i'm loko 4 loko !
i'm loko 4 loko !
by the mother fuckin princess November 29, 2010
A delicious way to black out in the form of a colorful can of caffeinated malt bevy. TOO BAD CENTRAL WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY rookies ruined it for the entire state of Washington and got it banned by almost dieing during their process of consumption.
CWU rookies: "I think ima black out and pass the fuck out along with 9 other pussys while being unresponsive and get rushed to the hospital, almost die, and then be at fault for the ban on four loko!!!"
WSU, UW, GON, (+ any other college in WA): "god dammit CWU...GTFO!!!"
WSU, UW, GON, (+ any other college in WA): "god dammit CWU...GTFO!!!"
by IMLOKOFOURLOKOS November 12, 2010
the fifth and a half dimension of hell in which you are incredibly fucked up due to the 12 % booze intake and then are unable to sleep due to the fucknormous amount of caffine you have just consumed. When you "wake" up in the morning you will be getting double penetrated by the two guys you took home with you because you were so fucked up or be puking your guts out or borderline seizuring because you are shaking so hard. let me correct myself for a moment, its a quadruple penetration in a can. but it does fuck you up. have fun with the gangbang. love four loko.
by koshersexjew September 16, 2010
A 23.5oz beverage that is 12.0% ABV. Falls into the "alcopop" category of alcoholic beverages for combining energy drink flavor with enough shit to get you pretty fucked up.
One FOUR Loko will get you pretty fucked up.
RULE #1: DO NOT DRINK TWO.
Drinking three in one night will kill anyone under 200lbs.
One FOUR Loko will get you pretty fucked up.
RULE #1: DO NOT DRINK TWO.
Drinking three in one night will kill anyone under 200lbs.
You got some FOUR Loko? Shiiyit, nigga we gonna get FUCKED UP! Wait, what the fuck, is that your 2nd one? Holy shit, dude.
by whythefuckdidIdrink2 February 28, 2010
Four Loko is the devil in a can symptoms include hallucinations, passing out, fire breathing, drowning without being in water, random dancing
by Atrends February 2, 2016
Stupid Bitch #1: I feel like falling down the stairs and ruining the party tonight
Stupid Bitch #2: We should get some Four Loko's. That way we can talk shit about how much we can drink and then pass out after we drink half of one
Stupid Bitch #2: We should get some Four Loko's. That way we can talk shit about how much we can drink and then pass out after we drink half of one
by PaBRO EscBRObar September 21, 2010
a fine malt beverage capturing the essence of thug life. specifically brewed for the consumption of true G's. one of these drinks can cause one to concoct words not known in the English dictionary. warning not meant for the consumption of pregnant bezzies due to the risk of birth defects, such as giving birth to sasquatch like creatures.
by omie the homie April 11, 2010