fletch

a misread term derived from "feltch"; the act of licking or sucking cum out of someones ass.

Be Advised; The Surgeon General has warned that feltching may result in you being a pole smoking homosexual. Not recommended.
"Following the rump rodeo, Lance feltched the spungus from Rod's cornhole"
by .A.M February 10, 2004
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fletch

To fletch someone is to deliberately be unorganised, lazy, carefree and incompetant knowing that you will just delegate the resulting mess to others below you and make them clear it up or solve the problems that occur.

To fletch someone is to royally fuck them over within the work place, creating mass amounts of extra work and stress for that person as you've not been bothered.
I was such a fletch to the whole design department today, I fucked up and just dished the resulting mess to them whilst I went shopping for a rowing machine.
by HelloChris August 26, 2008
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fletch

One who disses there friends for a lifestyle of gayness and gay activities. A true butt pirate whose only reason for living is to be a complete asshole and will do whatever it takes to accomplish absolutely nothing. He will do alot of homosexual experimentation to become the ultimate faggot on the planet.
"If you were any gayer you would be Fletch."
"Fletch is so gay, the name Fletch may one day take over the word gay."
by reflexion January 04, 2008
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fletch

A fanny-fart
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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fletch

look at those two guys having bum sex, what a pair of fletch's
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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fletch

v. to fletch:

to try and get into someone who is either obviously not interested, a lot younger than you, vulnerable, scared, taken and/or drunk as a skunk in a very disgusting, seedy manner.
EXAMPLE:

Lucy - OMG. That was so gross last night, how james was hard out fletching claire.

Annemie - I know! She was so drunk!

Lucy - And Lizzy didn't even do anything about it!

Annemie - Man... I would never let my friend get fletched...

Lucy - Yeah.. Me neither...

Both - Ughh *Dramatic shuddering*
by Boobs Devs and Annee FayFay October 16, 2009
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fletch

by steven August 10, 2003
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