flarbed

A state of mind of complete fucked upness

Man, i just smoked an ounce, drank a fifth, and ate an eigth of shrooms, i am FLARBED!

by J.C. February 6, 2003

Flarb

A person that passes gas in while sitting in the bathtub, and then bites the bubbles.

That dudes just a flarb

by MikeScag November 28, 2007

Flarb

Used in place of Fuck. Can also be used for other profanities.

"I just flarbed this hot chick at the motel!"

"What the flarb!?"

"The flarbing garbage man's flarbing late again!"

by Alex Ivey March 8, 2004

flarb pac

when someone is thin and they have like no muscle and it looks like a ""pack"" with their shirt on but its just flarb rolled over eachother

Alex: wow nice flarb pack nik\
NIK: ino rite its buetiful

by prawl July 6, 2011

Flarb

Pinching someone while erect which makes them orgasm from the pain

A. "Im going to flarb everywhere!"

by BrendanTheLegal May 20, 2024

Flarb

An amicable end to an argument where you have a difference of opinion, recognize you disagree with who you are debating with, but do not have enough of an investment to continue to belabor the point.

"I am right."

"You are wrong."

"I AM right."

"You ARE WRONG."

"Flarb"

by _shmunderscore November 5, 2018