Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.
by Zamaboy October 28, 2012

by festerface December 12, 2012

Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus.
one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie
one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie
by brain cloud December 16, 2007

Noun: Name used to refer to a group of specific males that usually consists of one fuckboy, an honorable smartass, two silly monkeys, a tubby, and an Ivy kid who can't drive.
Verb: The act of one or more festers pumping up a fellow fester or celebrating his actions. When all the festers take their shirts off, smack their pecks, and simultaneously make chirps (bird-like noises), then the festers are festering.
Verb: The act of one or more festers pumping up a fellow fester or celebrating his actions. When all the festers take their shirts off, smack their pecks, and simultaneously make chirps (bird-like noises), then the festers are festering.
by Dani123 April 03, 2015

Festers is a word to describe the back of a girls arm, or the under-thigh of a girls thigh. Festers are a very sensitive touch.
"I felt that girls festers all night long."
"I felt her festers, it was nice."
"Joe is such a fester molester."
"I felt her festers, it was nice."
"Joe is such a fester molester."
by heyfranklme November 12, 2011

Lingering around and doing absolutely nothing. Quite possibly staring at a blank tv while laying down with your wrists cuffed up.
by Heufsch March 31, 2022

The most amazing friend that always had some kind of gum, candy or anything. Fester friends are always there to fester you.
by Fester May 10, 2017
