by ysbg May 7, 2020
by Definitioncorner October 14, 2020
"Hello good sir. I notice your last post contains a grammatical error. That is fine though, I was able to to comprehend your message anyhow."
"you're such a faz"
"you're such a faz"
by Jake Buff March 5, 2008
by MattH41 June 13, 2009
1) Another term for "spaz". Unlike weird or disabled / special needs people, it's used for people with aphasia due to TBI, stroke, or other brain related injuries.
2) Someone who has severe trouble speaking or expressing oneself due to stroke.
3) An offensive term for people with aphasia due to stroke or brain related disorder / damage affecting language.
4) A term to entitle someone who speaks a few word / 1-2 word or simple utterances due to Broca's aphasia / stroke.
5) A term to entitle surviving gunshot victims who have been shot in the head who have trouble speaking normally.
6) One who is nearly non-verbal, barely able to speak, or communicate because of haltering speech due to a stroke, TBI, or Brain injury, such as a gunshot to the head.
2) Someone who has severe trouble speaking or expressing oneself due to stroke.
3) An offensive term for people with aphasia due to stroke or brain related disorder / damage affecting language.
4) A term to entitle someone who speaks a few word / 1-2 word or simple utterances due to Broca's aphasia / stroke.
5) A term to entitle surviving gunshot victims who have been shot in the head who have trouble speaking normally.
6) One who is nearly non-verbal, barely able to speak, or communicate because of haltering speech due to a stroke, TBI, or Brain injury, such as a gunshot to the head.
Derek: "Yo John! Did you see those Gabby Giffords rehab videos?"
John: "HOLY FUCK! Yeah man! Seeing those videos, I'm like..WOAH! Dude! She was totally fucked up after she was shot in the head! The way she speaks nowadays, she's such a fucking Faz!"
Derek: "Dude! You mean Spaz?"
John: "No man! It's like Spaz for Spastic, except Faz is for Aphasia!"
Derek: "Oh Aphasia? Isn't that a language disorder due to a fucking stroke or whatnot?"
John: "Yeah man! It can happen to anyone who's brains get fucked up! A Faz!"
John: "HOLY FUCK! Yeah man! Seeing those videos, I'm like..WOAH! Dude! She was totally fucked up after she was shot in the head! The way she speaks nowadays, she's such a fucking Faz!"
Derek: "Dude! You mean Spaz?"
John: "No man! It's like Spaz for Spastic, except Faz is for Aphasia!"
Derek: "Oh Aphasia? Isn't that a language disorder due to a fucking stroke or whatnot?"
John: "Yeah man! It can happen to anyone who's brains get fucked up! A Faz!"
by ribetab March 10, 2012
an old man who is the principal of a school. most often a civics major. enjoys giving mass detention and punishing students for seeking out a full code of conduct.
yo doc faz, we got that copy of the code of conduct from adipietro, what now!?!?!?!?
yo doc faz i ain't goin' to your detention, deal with it bitch!
yo doc faz i gave your wife a strawberry shortcake!
yo doc faz i ain't goin' to your detention, deal with it bitch!
yo doc faz i gave your wife a strawberry shortcake!
by the cool juice November 8, 2005