by vectorise August 11, 2020
A sex act. The Fatmans Hammer is a follow on from a regular Blowjob. Whilst being Fellated you slowly lift your arms and your legs until your whole bodyweight is being held purely by the Fellators mouth. To finish the sex act flawlessly, you must start to spin, clockwise or anti-clockwise, until you make a full rotation.
Awesome Dude: I was getting a blowjob last night
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.
Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea
Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!
*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.
Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea
Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!
*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*
by TheLegendaryFatmanHammer March 11, 2014
a rather douchy chinkerdinker known for making rude jokes and blatant cockblock. extremely fat and also known for having small balls and small veins. also very insistent on not giving a shit about anything, making it very difficult to defeat him.
ME to girl: hey u wanna hang out later?
Fatman Huo: SO U CAN FUCK HER, MAN THATS NASTY
girl: uhmmm sorry no thx...
ME: GOD UR SUCH A ASSHOLE
FATMAN HUO: no im just fatman huo.
Fatman Huo: SO U CAN FUCK HER, MAN THATS NASTY
girl: uhmmm sorry no thx...
ME: GOD UR SUCH A ASSHOLE
FATMAN HUO: no im just fatman huo.
by 123 PEBRO 321 May 7, 2010
A variation of the heat index for weather. The fatman index measures how well each person handles the heat. Some people don't mind the heat, others fear it like grim death. The worse you handle heat, the higher the fatman index. This is based on the real lazy fat man who hates the heat and sweats like a pig. Originates from the area of Genoa, Illinois.
"This heat is terrible! fatman index is through the roof!"
"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."
"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."
by The Ripper April 1, 2005
firstly derived from the word phat, later adding the man scoop. Very unlike the 'rapper' fatman scoop, who is just a fat twat, fatman scoop is a word used to describe something that is realy realy cool. Also used as an expression of glee after something cool has happened.
by Adi Bull June 6, 2005
In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.
I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.
by Hydraulic Ride February 25, 2019
this occurs when some big batty fatty rolls down the stairs and cos he ate so much baked beans the beans come out his balls + then he sits in a non stick pan
'ahh dayyymmm mandem i heard youse gots trapped in a fatman bean bag ! dammmnnn homie i feel for yo! you gotzzz big batty fatty rolled daayyym!'
by MUSHY PEAS December 9, 2007