A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.
Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
by BarnacleBill November 15, 2010
Get the Fart Attackmug. Suffering from pain in heart due to gases in stomach. As opposed to Heart Attack, it is pain in heart due to gases in stomach.
by Sameer Ingole April 26, 2006
Get the Fart Attackmug. I was walking past my bathroom and it stank like crazy. I swear, someone must have had a fart attack in there.
by cafeeenovrlode May 07, 2009
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Get the Fart attackmug. by chrisfarric December 07, 2010
Get the Fart Attackmug. When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.
by This Dude 101 May 16, 2021
Get the counter attack fartmug. When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.
Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.
by Marietta Finch September 07, 2017
Get the fart attackmug.