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cretinismus enormous 

an enormous cretin. a fool of extraordinary magnitude whose stupidity is enmeshed with megalomania.
george bush exhibits the cretinismus enormous syndrome here:

1. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

2. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
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enormosity

Bigger then most things normally are
That Gamecube is so small, it doesnt have the enormosity of the Xbox.
enormosity by Oberman August 16, 2004
Really, really, really big.
Zoe loves enormous cock.
Enormous by Contemptible2 June 13, 2019

Enormous Crocodile 

1- A crocodile that is of monstrous proportions.

2- A childrens book with a (rather clichéd, "good overcomes evil ) moral, by Roald Dahl. It has some really quite cool characters such as the Rolypoly Bird and Mugglewump the Monkey (who also features in Dahl's book The Twits. This is a must read if you are a small child or if you have small children but ESPECIALLY if you are a small child.
"The Enormous Crocodile lives in the biggest, brownest, muddiest river in Africa. He has sharp shining teeth and a temendous appetite- for nice, juicy children (muwahahahhaaa... kiddy sandwich... YUM YUM! (soz)), his favourite lunch time treat..."
Enormous Crocodile by J-Bezza. April 8, 2006

Big enormous COCK 

Ethan does not have A BEC: BIG ENormous COCk
Big enormous COCK by Jitterz November 14, 2020
cassian’s cock was enormous, nesta was drooling.
enormous by lezarcheron February 26, 2021

Suck my enormous heaven

to partake of, or to insinuate that someone else should partake of, a taste of someone's penis, as referred to as "heaven", meaning it tastes nicely. "Suck" is not used in a literal sense, but rather implies using one's mouth on the enormous penis, to taste it.
"Jody, suck my enormous heaven."
"Ok, John."
*Jody then proceeds to give John a blowjob*