emu

n. A large, flightless bird related to the ostrich.

Hey Kagon! It's an emu!

by EE-moo June 17, 2003

emu

A slang for "emo". Meaning: A rather "large" emo kid that sat on the "O" and broke it...then procided to cry about it.

Emu kid: Oh god, my life is horrible and I'm so fat. I think I'll listen to Hawthorn Heights and cut myself in a corner. I should just stop eating and starve myself. *stuffs doughnut in mouth while crying*

by Riskia August 04, 2006

emu

the name given to the act performed on a man's penis when it is soft, usually due to the intake of too much alcohol or narcotics resulting in a 'floppy willy' and the act carried out consists of the finger tips being placed together around the penis and moved up and down similar to the movement/appearance of an emu bird's head, neck & beak!!!

I emu'd all night...

by floppy dick November 07, 2013

emu

half of a comedy pair from the 70's, Rod Hull and Emu. Emu was actually a very large hand puppet; Rod's hand was the emu's head, and his "arm" was a fake, so it looked like he was carrying the large bird. Their routine was not too funny at first, until the emu began to respond to the bad jokes and puns Rod was saying. The emu would make strange faces, stick out his tongue, and mimic his handler, leading Rod to believe he was actually funny. Usually the act ended when the emu attacked Rod. This explanation will make no sense to people who haven't seen it (you young people) but those who came of age in the 70's and 80's Rod Hull and Emu rank with Monty Python and the original cast of Saturday Night Live.

I can't remember which shows they appeared on, but Rod Hull and Emu did all kinds of variety, skit comedy, and kids shows in the 70's.

by earpuller December 28, 2005

emu

slang for emulation and emulators, playing games or using other software and hardware that it ddnt originally run on, eg console games on pc

1.I just downloaded a gameboy emu

2. man i want to emu this game but it wont run on fusion

by desposy April 13, 2008

emu

The God damn scariest bird on planet Earth. Scaried the hell out of me when I went on a field trip to the zoo in the 2nd grade.

Random Kid: d00d luk at teh emu!!!1!11one!!!1forty-two!!
Me: Holy Shit! Get me otta here!

by Lady Indago February 16, 2008

emu

The best creature in existence, also Emu Daemon, a creature of ungodly power.

"Jonathan, no more summoning Emu Deamons in class."

by EmuWarrior October 14, 2003