Facts about Emory:
1. You went here bc you didn't get into Georgetown, Duke and/or Cornell (but you don't tell anyone this)
2. You regret very much going to Emory when you come home & hear stories from your friends at state schools(good looking girls, easy classes, better Greek life)
3. If you're Jewish, you automatically have an advantage when it comes to meeting the opposite sex.
4. Your decision to come to Emory bc of its name doesnt pay off in the end as you enter the business world and NO ONE has heard of your school ("Wait, so you went to Embry Riddle? You a pilot?")
5. You start reffering to NYC as "the city".
1. You went here bc you didn't get into Georgetown, Duke and/or Cornell (but you don't tell anyone this)
2. You regret very much going to Emory when you come home & hear stories from your friends at state schools(good looking girls, easy classes, better Greek life)
3. If you're Jewish, you automatically have an advantage when it comes to meeting the opposite sex.
4. Your decision to come to Emory bc of its name doesnt pay off in the end as you enter the business world and NO ONE has heard of your school ("Wait, so you went to Embry Riddle? You a pilot?")
5. You start reffering to NYC as "the city".
by Chuck Norris Jr. December 25, 2005
A private university located in Atlanta, GA. Since it accepts students based on their SAT scores, 40% of the students are Asian. In other words, you can smell Kimchi and fried rice everywhere.
A: Dude, what the fuck is this smell?
B: It's called Kimchi, man. It always smells like this at Emory.
B: It's called Kimchi, man. It always smells like this at Emory.
by nogomu12 May 28, 2015
1) a private university in Atlanta
2) home of the offspring of wealthy southern protestant gawd-fearing NRA members of a republican jackass persuasion
2) home of the offspring of wealthy southern protestant gawd-fearing NRA members of a republican jackass persuasion
by yhw November 30, 2004
Emori is that real down to earth girl that never gives up. You can never catch her not smiling or joking around. She is nice to everybody an cares about everybody's feelings. You would want to be her friend and treat her nicely because she is a great person.
by Xxixvi February 22, 2015
Emory is someone who will always put others before herself, she is someone who faces the hardest struggle and is still worried about the minor inconvenience in your life. Emory is the kindest and the most selfless person you could ever meet.
by Sstrannger.thinngss June 10, 2019
by Brogan W September 19, 2020
A very prestigious and elite university in Atlanta, Georgia that is known as the Harvard of the South. It is a commonly known fact that this school is better than Rice University, Vanderbilt University and even Duke University. Emory has world-class academics as well as an amazing social scene.
Emory dude: Yo, I'm so smart... I got into Emory...
Vanderbilt dude: nice!!! yo, I got into Vandy! Pretty impressive eh?
Emory dude: ...n00b.
Vanderbilt dude: nice!!! yo, I got into Vandy! Pretty impressive eh?
Emory dude: ...n00b.
by okwhatisgoingon April 18, 2010