duck

meaning a girl who thinks shes cute, but shes really ugly as hell... or a males female friends...

eww ayo shes a duck!!
oh dat must of been one of ya ducks, cause u took to long!!!

by Tee4125 May 14, 2006

duck

To avoid something you really dont want to do.

I,m going to duck that meeting as I have something much more interesting planned!

by hugabug March 14, 2006

duck

That thing you yell after you see somebody get hit in the head.

Person A: *gets smacked in the head by a football*
Person B: "...DUCK!"

by Soupy September 21, 2006

duck

the best freakin animal known to mankind. ducks can kill 20 humans using only their bill.

mallard duck
mottled duck
Duckimus Maximus
golden eye
red head

by john t September 7, 2006

duck

What a dog is called when it is about to get a bath.

When Attie is getting ready for her bath and I put her over the sink, she paddles like a duck.

by holly palmer January 14, 2008

duck

To search something on the internet using the search engine DuckDuckGo.

What is the capital of Ohio?
I don't know, I'll duck it.

by Voop McD February 22, 2011

duck

When you shit in a paper towel and hide it somewhere, in order to prank someone. The "advance preparation" part means you can do the deed ahead of time.

John dropped a duck behind the radiator downstairs. That will stink for a week before it dries out.

by Nintendo Goober September 7, 2013