1 definition by Duck Hater907y1345609832156
Ducks, other known as as vile, terrifying despicable creatures that walk the earth to simply terrify. You try to like feed their ducklings and they're all like "Nah mate, I'll fucking swoop yo' ass"
So then you're like "Holy shit mother fucker!" and you get the fuck out of there!
So then you're like "Holy shit mother fucker!" and you get the fuck out of there!
Me: Aw look, some cute ducklings, let's feed them!
Father duck: Oh hell no! *runs after me with it's head down looking like a demonic piece of shit running at me*
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIEEETTTTTT
Father duck: Oh hell no! *runs after me with it's head down looking like a demonic piece of shit running at me*
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIEEETTTTTT
by Duck Hater907y1345609832156 December 16, 2012