What, all the Lick-Wilmerding kids scream when haji comes around with his taser lookin for money
Haji- "WHERES MA MONEY!?"

Jon Hong -"Iono don't tase me, bro"

Haji- "Well in that case..."

Jon "AHHHHHHH OWWWWWW"
by The Official Haji November 2, 2007
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Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!
by lolwutwutwut September 22, 2007
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Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.
As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident
by mrpotty September 19, 2007
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Expression used as a request not to be tasered. Usually followed by immediate tasering.

First known use by Andrew Meyer at the University of Florida Sept. 17, 2007. He subsequently became the subject of much ridicule.
Get off me! I didn't do anything! Don't tase me, bro! Don't tase me!

BZZZZZZZZ

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
by krazyhorse September 21, 2007
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A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.
Police: Tase him
Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro!
(taser clicks)
Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!
by CB0717 September 20, 2007
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Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)
"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>
by Big Steve September 19, 2007
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