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Doitsu is the reason kids sleep peacefully at night when they are older. Doitsu scares off all the night demons that creep into our rooms. His pistol is alway by his side, ready to defend those who need doitsu's help. Doitsu also scares off over protective, foxy grandparents that show up at night to see how beautiful theur grandchildren have grown.
Doitsu! A night demon is haunting my dreams again!
Doitsu by Erebos;-p September 10, 2014
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doitsuism 

Doitsuism is a fan-made religion based and surrounding the show, Hetalia's character, Doitsu, or better off known as Germany. People who follow this religion may call themselves 'Doitsuists'. The religion's anthem is 'Shine Bright Like a Doitsu', as you may have guessed is an adaption of 'Shine Bright Like a Diamond'. The laws of Doitsuism my be found on the Doitsuism Wiki page.

It is important for Doitsuists to hail the all mighty potato and respect tomatoes as well. It is prohibited to insult other people's ships, even if you, yourself dislike them. Any evil (The Eye-Browed One and his Creatures) may be warded off by 20 hail Doitsus, which are push-ups.
In order to find out if one is truly a follower of doitsuism, gently say to them, 'shine bright'. If they reply with 'like a doistu', they are most likely a follower. If not, they may regard you as crazy. -taken off the Doitsuism wiki
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the noise that the ketchup bottle makes when the pre-cum ketchup squirts out
Doider is easily one of the worst red things
doider by nick 2rani November 16, 2021
Getting all set to make some doise.

Got to do something about all the doise in the shop.
Doise by AlecSteelFan June 6, 2018
Combination of word noise and dust.
Alec in the workshop: Let's make some doise...
doise by Gortax June 6, 2018
dont worry what it means, just relax and have a dorite
Peter: "Oh my god the house is on fire!"
Tess: "Don't worry man, have a dorite.
dorite by blouvelvet August 1, 2013
Deite is a wonderful friend, there's no one else like him. He knows how to make you laugh when times are rough and will support you always. He's intelligent, kind, great looking and has an amazing personality. Deite is the best at solving puzzles, too.
I just met someone, he's awesome. His name must be Deite!
Deite by reputationLover13 October 15, 2020