ditch

to leave a room/place without a trace

age - bro, where the fuck did d-dickhead go??
Q - i have no fucking idea, he gave it a ditch

by Geovan April 23, 2008

ditch

a cigarette, partially smoked and extinguished; saved to be re-lit and smoked later.

Yo, i've got a ditch in my pocket from last night, let's smoke it.

by ranyi December 25, 2008

ditch

Prison slang for the furrow between the buttocks.

Bare his ditch! He's gonna get fucked.

by Jim44 September 24, 2005

ditch

An adjective to describe any low quality noun.

Originally used to describe a low quality type of marijuana, this adjective has since been applied to any situation where the word "crappy" would typically be said.

1. Man, this is some ditch Keystone Light.

2. You have an original Nintendo? Those use to be ditch, but now they're bad ass!

by snotshake July 18, 2009

ditch

A cross between Dick and Bitch, for when you're not quite certain wether the person is male or female. Or, if you don't feel like cussing in front of parents, teachers, coworkers, etc., simply replace one of the words with 'ditch'.

"My mom was there, so I called the shim a ditch."

by yOy0 August 17, 2008

ditch

that part of a cunt that is damn delicious

i thoughrouly enjoyed eating evety morsel of her ditch!

by baller November 19, 2003

ditch

did you mean bitch?

geee, if a guy like you don't what a bitch is, ur the kind that should just ask his father :D

by iknoewathditchmean:D November 07, 2003