ditchy

An action that involves ditching someone for someone else

Person 1: oh my god, so my boyfriend and I were supposed to go to a movie together but he hung out with his friend instead!
Person 2: no way! thats so ditchy!

ditchy by orangejuice1012 June 5, 2010

Ditchy

A jerk like person, or a useless person. the word derives from the phrase "ditch weed" which is useless weed that can't do anything, thus, ditchy

He was being super Ditchy today, did you see him touch her ass?

Ditchy by Alice D'Claire October 7, 2009

ditchy

Low-grade, less than stellar, shitty, crappy, rundown.
(Orig. ditch weed)

Nate tooked like a tool showing up at prom with his ditch 1992 Lexus with rust spots.
Even with the new paint job, the house on the corner still looks ditchy with the broken screen door.

ditchy by Lisa N September 12, 2005

Ditchy

When you're so tired but you have to drive to pick someone up, and you micro sleep and nearly hit the ditch, possibly more than once.

"His flight doesn't come in til 1am, I'm going to be sooo ditchy!"

Ditchy by Blue Sparrow November 5, 2025

Ditchy McAbandonpants 

Pathetic loser who leaves his friends in the lurch when they needed him most. This saying may have been spawned in 2005 by the children's cartoon, "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends".

Character 2 is attacked by a monster and his friend bugs out instead of staying to help him. After #2 gets stomped, Character 1 walks up and asks:
Character 1: "Are you ok??"
Character 2: "Sure. (pointing at the unloyal friend) No thanks to Ditchy McAbandonpants here."

Ditchy McAbandonpants by Chilingo December 21, 2005

ditchy pants 

A friend or aquaintance that constantly {flakes} out or lies about having a prior engagement, just so they can go have sex in a hot tub.

UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!

ditchy pants by marrissaisawhore June 12, 2006

ditchy magoo 

Someone who ditches an excessive amount of times and wears glasses like Mr Magoo.

Can also be used to describe someone who doesn't like iced cream

I was supposed to hang out with Jean tonight, but that ditchy magoo couldn't even find the place.

ditchy magoo by Ditch Master Flex July 2, 2009