"I couldnt sleep for the noise last night the ETO was watching his own Dirty Dave video, his dad sounded in pain"
by ERhardons March 21, 2021
Having naughty thoughts about someone you work with that are so intense, you can't help but play the skin-flute at your cubicle while your surrounding cubicle mates are out to lunch.
by slutcakey cake January 7, 2010
Any American drummer that hits on your guitarist’s woman nonstop then later fucks her so hard she forgets the other dude’s name. This man has no shame and is better than that dumbass guitarist anyway.
Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark.
by everydaywoman May 27, 2019
NOUN:
The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.
Verb:
¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.
² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.
Metaphor:
The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.
Verb:
¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.
² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.
Metaphor:
The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.
You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life
and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life
and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 13, 2022
Giving head to two guys at the same time and then vomiting when both penis' ejaculate simultaneously and the ejaculate hits the uvula. This then causes one to vomit all over both erect penis'. Optional: If one is up for the challenge they can do all of this while playing Dance Dance Revolution and Forecasting future cash flows. Also known as the Double Dick Ralph!!
Jason Atwd: Did Dave Rob work on his accounting homework last night?
Patrick Zallrman: I dont think so, I am pretty sure he was busy with some dudes.
Dave Rob: FUCK YA Suckin' Dick at the same time. I DDR'd those FUCKERS!!!!
Jason Atwd and Patrick Zallrman: You got any homework tonight. If not, you wanna head on over and play some DDR with us?!?!
Mike Fullsome: Are you guys talking about The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR?
Patrick Zallrman: I dont think so, I am pretty sure he was busy with some dudes.
Dave Rob: FUCK YA Suckin' Dick at the same time. I DDR'd those FUCKERS!!!!
Jason Atwd and Patrick Zallrman: You got any homework tonight. If not, you wanna head on over and play some DDR with us?!?!
Mike Fullsome: Are you guys talking about The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR?
by Mike Fullsome November 14, 2007
When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.
Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011
dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.
a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to
dirty old dave,
dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan
this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man
a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to
dirty old dave,
dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan
this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man
by jennI October 6, 2012