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Diffused Downstem 

The female part of a bong's downstem that you put the actual bowlpiece into that specifically has around 10-15 small holes blown near the end of the tube that goes into the water.

Contrary to what the dipshit who posted the first definition thought, these holes are not drilled or cut with a laser. I don't know where he got his information, but i have made many diffused downstems in my day, and i certainly do not own a laser or a glass drill bit. I own a torch, and the holes ARE BLOWN LIKE ALL OTHER FORMS OF GLASSWARE INTENDED FOR SMOKING PURPOSES!!!! What a shocker, huh? That glass blowing would involve blowing. The science behind it is that you crank up the oxygen in a oxygen/propane torch so that the flame becomes concentrated, and ultra-hot. Then you heat up a small area that you want one of the holes to cover, and then blow into the tube until the area bubbles up, then pops like gum. You repeat this until there are a sufficient number of holes for there to be little to no drag when hitting the bong that the downstem is intended for. Used properly, this form of downstem enables the smoker to take bigger hits as the smoke is cooled and filtered more efficiently.

The only time a laser is used is for slitted diffusion openings, not holes. This is only found in very upscale bongs like ROORs.
Joe: Hey man, i got 80 bucks, can you make me a kickass bong?

Tom: Yeah for sure, any specific requirements?

Joe: Yeah make that shit with a diffused downstem, i like to take fatty rips of the cheeba.
Diffused Downstem by Smot_Poker August 10, 2009
If something is diffuse, it is very spread out or scattered.
Her memories of her past were scarce and diffuse, as she could only remember specific things.
diffuse by TheRedEyedReaper April 25, 2016

lose and diffuse 

In sports, the opposite of "win and in"; describes a team's situation entering a game in which if the don't come out victorious, they are eliminated from postseason (the diffuse element is derived from the fact that the players on the team will go their separate ways at the conclusion of the season).
Man, if the Giants don't win this week, they can't make the playoffs.

Yeah dude, it's 'lose and diffuse' this week.
lose and diffuse by T. Coughlin December 22, 2010

DiffuseTuba5883

That DiffuseTuba5883 is god at zombies
DiffuseTuba5883 by rQuantum April 2, 2021

Ninja diffuse 

When an underage girl has an abortion without the knowledge of her parents
I got jenna pregnant, but she ninja diffused the kid so her parents dont know what happened.
Ninja diffuse by Urban Duude March 14, 2021

diffused 

transitive verb
1a : to pour out and permit or cause to spread freely b : extend, scatter c : to spread thinly or wastefully

2: to subject to diffusion; especially : to break up and distribute (incident light) by reflection

intransitive verb
1: to spread out or become transmitted especially by contact

2: to undergo diffusion
The heat from the radiator diffuses throughout the room.

The heat was diffused throughout the room.

The photographer uses a screen to diffuse the light.

an area of diffused light
diffused by Gia1212 October 11, 2010